a major reason to be cheerful this season

I was the evil granddaughter and managed to get out of the christmas eve at granny's house. Every year, my dads siblings get together on christmas eve to open presents and measure each other up. My dad's siblings are freaks. I'm not a huge fan of any of them. As I've said before, I would gladly disown them. So this year, I told Granny that I have "plans". Yes, granny, I know I'm now single. Yes, I know I have no friends. Yes, theres nothing open on Christmas eve. But HELL YES, I have plans.

Mom is still debating whether or not to hate me or love me for this one.

Holiday cheer be damned, shut the hell up

In the name of holiday cheer, they've allowed local people to perform at the mall. By perform, I mean sing and dance holiday related, uh, things. After a couple weeks of these performances, I've determined that A) my town is devoid of any musical talent or B) the people with talent have enough sense not to flaunt it at the mall. Either way, I've gotten to exercise my Mockery and stretch my Sarcasm to lengths previously unknown. I even have it in me to make fun of small children dressed in elf costumes. I would hate to think that I'm being bah humbug but its just in my nature to make fun of things cheery and cute...and typically offkey.

DEck thE HaaaalLLss wiTh EarPLuuuUgS.

Thank you.