In the name of holiday cheer, they've allowed local people to perform at the mall. By perform, I mean sing and dance holiday related, uh, things. After a couple weeks of these performances, I've determined that A) my town is devoid of any musical talent or B) the people with talent have enough sense not to flaunt it at the mall. Either way, I've gotten to exercise my Mockery and stretch my Sarcasm to lengths previously unknown. I even have it in me to make fun of small children dressed in elf costumes. I would hate to think that I'm being bah humbug but its just in my nature to make fun of things cheery and cute...and typically offkey.
DEck thE HaaaalLLss wiTh EarPLuuuUgS.
Thank you.
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Awww, I'm one of those sad, miserable Mall performers that everyone seems to make fun of.
Trust me, Vin.. you are NOT.
My sympathies go out to you, Em.
unless you are a jessica simpson wannabe in an elf costume covered in glitter and doing "soulful" hand movements, no Vin...you are not one of them.
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