Thursday, August 21, 2008

Well ma'am, do you have a time machine?

Customer on the phone: "What time do you close?"

Me: "We close at 6." I glance at the clock and it's 5:50.

CotP: "My kid's glasses are in, will I make it in time if I leave now?"

Me: "Uh, well, where do you live?"

CotP: " We're in Des Moines. If we leave now we can be there in 45 minutes or so."

Me: "Well, we close in ten minutes."

CotP: "So you don't think I can make it?"

6 comments:

Sizzle said...

You can't make that shit up!

Rio Vista Boy said...

So did they make it?

T.J. said...

Maybe she's got a rocket car.

Ooooo. Or one of those nifty new-fangled jetpacks that are all over the news these days....

People....cheesh.

T.

Anonymous said...

I bet they still thought they would make it when they got off the phone. Ha ha. I am surprised they were even clever enough to call!

sue said...

Dumbasses...

Unknown said...

So, did you put your life on hold and wait for them? ;)