Drunk obnoxious guy whose been hitting on a friend of mine: "Hey you, Red! What're you drinkin'?"
Me: "It's a Drunk Idiot Stumper!"
D.O.G...: "A wha?"
Me: "Exactly. Now move along, son."
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It's hard work being a chick.
5 comments:
I can see me using this in my future. Thanks for the idea! :)
That's brilliant.
I love your wit... (among other things).
Hehe. I bet that got him to move along real quick:)
nice one
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