Sunday, November 11, 2007

Why I don't make friends

Drunk obnoxious guy whose been hitting on a friend of mine: "Hey you, Red! What're you drinkin'?"

Me: "It's a Drunk Idiot Stumper!"

D.O.G...: "A wha?"

Me: "Exactly. Now move along, son."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can see me using this in my future. Thanks for the idea! :)

Shafa said...

That's brilliant.

Anonymous said...

I love your wit... (among other things).

Unknown said...

Hehe. I bet that got him to move along real quick:)

Voice your views said...

nice one